I am a model, a dancer, an actress, a writer, a
touring merch chick for major bands, a psycho bitch
and an attention whore.

I like to be the center of attention as well as the
center of the universe.

I have more makeup, clothes and shoes than you do. I
promise...over half of it I never even wear :)

I love my attitude problem. I love my ego.

I like my movies cheesy and scary and my music heavy
and loud(fuckin SLAYER!). With the exception of 80's
hair metal and industrial.

I can't tolerate stupidy. Including but not limited
to:
-drunken morons
-animal abuse
-groupies
-egotistical musicians
-jealous girlfriends
-stupid bitches
-posers (especially if they are fucking stealing MY
shit/look/words/etc. Which happens alot. You dumb
fuckers)
-bad parents that let their bratty children run
rampant
-dudes that won't just fuck off
-truck drivers

If you get offended easily you probabably shouldn't
come near me. And I can't hang with those who don't
have a sense of humor/make me laugh.....and if you
don't like me it's because I didn't like you first

I like the magazine because it's nice to know I'm
not the only chick out there that can kill em with
evilness instead of kindness...and the hard fucking
music is just an added bonus to the hot girls

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