A Nicotine abuser. Full time Mum. No longer self-destructive. Addicted to a ebay. Easy to talk to. Loved by few, despised by many. I like chocolate milkshakes and cats. Long walks and Hamburgers make me extremley happy. Suck it. I'm the world's greatest fisher woman. I don't enjoy squash or eggplant. I like wandering around bare foot. Screw the "SHOCKER," give me the "SPOCKER." I'm in debt. I like pretty girls. I like people who smile. I love kids, except when they're loud. I enjoy having conversations with strangers on the bus. Today is my UN-birthday. I have 2 cats, their names are Cookie and bella and they think you suck at life. The smell of cat piss makes me want to puke, I'm sure I'm not the only one though. Dancing alone in my living room makes me smile. I have trouble with telling people "no." I like slugs & ants. I use to think I kept life pretty drama free, but unfortunetly I don't.

I apologize too often. Reading makes me happy. I like meeting new people, even though it makes me extremely nervous. I hate washing dishes. My family means the world to me. I wear my heart on my sleeve & I don't like monkeys. I'm not depressed and I don't 'hate the world.' Smiling and making others laugh is what I do best. All I've ever wanted in life is to be happy, and I am. I floss twice a day. I don't like my big hips. I'm a lover, not a fighter. coke and apple juice are my fuels. Singing along to showtunes makes me giddy. I miss my mum. I love music, but who doesn't. I find beauty in the smallest of things. I've recently realized I'm not as bad as I think. I'm always right, you're always wrong. I have a love relationship with myself. I'm hardcore. If you hate me, I hate you more. I like staying at home. My kids make my days brighter. I'm content with myself
 
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