5ft 2" Short. 22 Years Young

I'm a Mother, a Makeup Artist, a Cunt.

I'm aggressive, short tempered and have no patience.
I worry about everything way too much, to the point where it makes me ill.
I'm always misreading what people say.
I'm loud and over-baring, and I don't give a fuck.
I laugh at inappropriate times at inappropriate things.

I'm indecisive and unsure of pretty much every decision I ever make.
I always make mistakes, even when I tell myself that enough is enough.
I'm often quick to judge and hardly ever give people second chances.
I can come across quite ignorant as I tend to stick with what I know.
I take stupid risks and always think about the consequences after the deed is done.
I continuously make things difficult for myself and sometimes for others.
I make an arse out of myself in public without caring what people think.

I can be quite un-predictable.
I'm restless, and I think too much.
I am not lady-like in the slightest, but I don't care.
I have so many bad habits that I often refuse to aknowledge.
I get bored of my surroundings easily and always wish I were somewhere else doing something else.
I'm forever getting in fights and arguments as I refuse to let things lie.
But hey...atleast I was only ever being Myself right? ;)
 
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