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Our address:
Crypt Magazine
P.O. Box 96844
LAS VEGAS, NV 89193
Bands, Publicists, Promoters, and Management, please send press kits to the above address.
As for the rest of you...send letters, moolah, smut, cigs, booze and more moolah.
Now...on to our ghoulish staff, who labor their undead souls for your entertainment...
MARK LEWIS: Publisher/ROA Publishing

DAVID NECRO aka The Motor City Deadman: EDITOR-IN-GRIEF
*the undead sleazeball on the left pictured with infamous adult actress Taylor Wane.*
Born: April 9th, 1955
Died: Februrary 9th, 1974
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Internal bleeding as a result of a car accident, which occurred on the way back home from an Iggy and the Stooges concert at the Michigan Palace in Detroit. In a bizarre twist, Mr. Necro's 1971 black on black Dodge Demon 340 remained completely intact.
Where do you call home? Either Woodlawn Cemetery in Detroit, MI or Paradise Memorial Gardens in Las Vegas, NV.
Hobbies and Interests: Sex. Horror. Rock N' Roll.
Things you dislike: Foolish mortals and their foolish ways. Not all foolish mortals, however.
Favorite Food and Drink: bbq fetuses, cigarettes, diet cola, and rum
Favorite artists: Iggy Pop/Stooges, Alice Cooper, Dick Wagner, KISS, Wendy O. Williams/ Plasmatics, AC/DC, Motorhead, Slayer, Glenn Danzig, Dinah Cancer/45 Grave, Rozz Williams/Christian Death, Bela Lugosi, The Ghoul, Sir Graves Ghastly, Elvira, Vampira, Jayne Mansfield, Rod Serling, The Cramps, The Damned, Lords of The New Church, GBH, Boris Karloff, Type O Negative, Genitorturers, Rob Zombie, Lon Chaney Sr. and Jr, Necros, Sisters of Mercy, Henry Rollins, Black Sabbath, Lou Reed, Nico, David Bowie, Johnny Thunders/New York Dolls, Keith Richards, Jimmy Page, many other rock n' roll, punk, thrash metal, black metal, industrial, and deathrock/gothic bands not listed here, and much, much more. Did you really wanna read the whole fuckin' list anyway? Life's too short, ya know.
How do you like being undead and why?: Quite well, as I get to experience the best of both worlds; the living and the dead.
Why the Hell do you work here?: It beats digging graves.
Favorite Motto or Quote: "Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil..." -Thomas Carlyle
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?: motorcitydeadman@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/3972068
THE PUSHER: PHOTO PREDATOR/STAFF WRITER

Born: August 7, 1977
Died: April 20th, 1999
Cause of Death: Jagermeister
Where do you call home? Greenlawn Cemetery, Akron, OH
Hobbies and Interests: Booze, Food, Drugs, & Broads
Things you dislike: Censorship, and anything not listed in the above.
Favorite food and drink: Sausage, Jagermeister, and Black Cherry Faygo
Favorite Artists: Society 1, Dope, Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Sex Pistols, KISS, Alice Cooper, anything on Psychopathic, WASP, Motley Crue, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Black Sabbath, Rob Zombie,Genitorturers, Pigface, Electric Hellfire Club, Jane's Addiction.
How do you like being undead, and why? It kicks ass. I'll never have to worry about drinking myself to death again.
Why the Hell do you work here? When you show up for work toting a hatchet and smelling of strippers, employees tend to frown on that. Here, I fit right in, and the $6.66 an hour was a sweet deal.
Favorite Motto or Quote: "Those enemies of mine who do not want me to be King over them, bring them here and kill them in front of me…" -Jesus Christ (Luke 19:27)
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: my partner in crime.
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? thepusher@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/hellonwheelz
JEZAHELL: PROMO BITCH/CRYPTGIRL/STAFF WRITER

Born: I was born DEAD
Died: I can't. I'm already dead.
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Well, I was a still born, making me a Living Dead Girl.
Where do you call home? I have been known to lurk around Gilroy Cemetery in Gilroy, CA
Hobbies and Interests: Well, besides torturing teenage boys in my basement, I spend my life in a bathtub filled with blood. Fetish modeling, and curling up in my favorite blanket while watching a good ol' horror flick.
Things you dislike: Mustard, and if you ate anything that had it, dont be looking for a kiss from me!
Favorite Food and Drink: Anything and everything chocolate! To drink, i'll have an arnold palmer. To Drink Drink, I'll take a Vodka Tonic on the rocks!!!
Favorite artists: Marilyn Fuckin' Manson!!! Johnny Depp and Vince Vaughn also can get me a little hot and bothered :)
How do you like being undead and why?: I LOVE being undead cuz i'll never get old and i'll always be GORE-gous!
Why the Hell do you work here?: Because the magazine represents everything i love (sex, horror, and rock n' FUCKING roll,) oh and i got tired of holding a cardboard sign saying "Will pose for food"!
Favorite Motto or Quote: "You sure gotta perty lil mouth"
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: Smelly (cuz he's the shit!)
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? jezahell@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/jezahell
K.K. : STAFF WRITER/PHOTOGRAPHER

Born: November 28, 1966
Died: As soon as my eyes opened, otherwise 9/29/2004
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: DILLIGAF Syndrome…basically, Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck.
Where do you call home? VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!
Hobbies and interests: Headbanging, sex, and writing sleazy horror stories.
Things you dislike: Monogamy. Car thieves. Teenagers that act like 'gangstas'. Grotesquely fat people that don't watch where they're going. Country-Western and 'House' music.
Favorite food and drink: Brandy and cream soda. Lasagna and fried chicken.
Favorite Artists: In no particular order: Saxon, Raven, Venom, UFO, Blue Oyster Cult, Manowar, Dream Theater, Warrant, more as the situation develops.
How do you like being Undead? GREAT! You can smoke and drink all you want!
Why the Hell do you work here? David Necro asked me to.
Favorite Quote? “If you’re going through Hell…keep going.” –Winston Churchill.
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: a cool publisher with good taste in music but impossible to have a short conversation with. (This is true. -DN)
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? ShoKKers@aol.com and www.myspace.com/rockherworld
REVEREND CHARLES LUPULA: Errr...the Reverend of "Ask the Reverend." You ask me things. I make your pathetic little life clearer. Very simple arrangement. STAFF WRITER.

Born: March 6, sometime in the late '70's
Died: Taking all you fuckers with me.
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: I would have liked to die doing something that changes the world, but I suspect my death came from being hit by a car while checking out a really cute ass.
Where do you call home? New York Fucking City
Hobbies and Interests: My band, Dark Eden, history, theology, psychological experiments, bondage, public humiliation, girls with small pale white asses, television, annoying the stupid, go-go dancing, sex, knocking old ladies out of the way so i can get a proper subway seat Things you dislike: christianity, people who argue with me, the obese, political correctness, frat boy attitudes, cellphones (even if i must own one), the extreme right-wing, countries with lepers, reality television, those who would tear up the constitution for their own religious beleifs.
Favorite Food and Drink: veal and root beer.
Favorite Aritists: Dark Eden (naturally), Samhain, Danzig, Faith No More, Cradle of Filth, Type O Negative, 45 Grave, Penis Fly Trap, The original Misfits, Slayer, Mr. Bungle, The Lunachicks, and a whole lot more I've grown tired of saying every time I have to fill something like this out.
How do you like being undead, and why? It's better than living in the Midwest.
Why the Hell do you work here? I work where I want, dammit! That's right! I'm coming to your job next, fucker!
Favorite Motto or Quote: "Yesterday you cannot prove yesterday happened today, it would take you all day and then it would be tomorrow, and you can't prove last week happened. You can't prove anything except to yourself." -Charles Manson
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: carbon-based, so he'd like us all to think...
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? by going to either my band's website, http://www.darkeden.org or they can e-mail me at greatbeast668@yahoo.com Notice the last digit is an "8," not a "6." I would like to think I am more original than that. (Also, you can visit the Rev at: www.myspace.com/reverendcharles -DN)
LEXA VONN: CRYPTGIRL/STAFF WRITER/PHOTOGRAPHER

Born: Dec. 24th, 1996 (rebirth)
Died: From Oct.22 1976 - Dec. 24th 1996
Cause of Death: Eternal sacrifice for a Satanic illuminati cult.
Where do you call home? Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
Hobbies and Interests: Ritualistically fucking rock stars, mind expanding drugs, making art, being art, channeling information from beyond the matrix, absinthe and ecstasy on a bear skin rug, serial killers, conspiracy theories, "evil" people that are really good, "good" people that are really evil, mind control experiments, burlesque, pin-up, walking through the desert in lingerie, Mary Magdalene, Isis, Dionysus, preaching the gospel of Marilyn Manson.
Things you dislike: Boring, unenlightened people that think they are cool because they have tattoos, piercings, hair extensions, etc. but couldn't tell you the orgin of their sub-culture to save their life! People who think that Satanism is the same thing as nihilism and if you believe in anything outside of nothing you are a Christian. People that call themselves Satanists and draw bloody upside down crosses, devils and monsters on everything...you're not a Satanist, you're a D&D geek! Design your own religion! "I wasn't born with enough middle fingers, I don't need to choose a side." And I like carrot cake but I don't like carrots, I just don't!
Favorite food and drink: French food.
Favorite Artists: Marilyn Manson, Misfits, Jane's Addiction, Guns N' Roses, GG Allin, The Cramps, Bauhaus.
How do you like being undead, and why? When I was alive, I was really dead. Now that I am dead, I am finally living. Best thing: Multi-dimensional time travel.
Why the Hell do you work here? I don't know...I think David recruited me from somewhere.
Favorite Motto or Quote: "I don't have to kill anyone, I just think it!" -Charles Manson
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: a guy I met at a porno convention who shares some interesting ties to the same people as I.
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? opheliarising@hotmail.com and www.myspace.com/301366
SUNSET VAMPYRE: STAFF WRITER/PHOTOGRAPHER

Born: 29th March 1666
Died: 29th March 1699 age 33
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Accidentally booked Birthday party at "Bloody Marys", a nightclub run by Vampires......
Place of Death: London, England.
Where do you call home? (a cemetery of your choosing) Highgate Cemetary, London. When visiting Los Angeles I tend to hang out in Westwood Cemetary, with a few other Hollywood Immortals.
Hobbies and Interests: Going to the Dentist, Painting my nails (I remove them from my victims first), Cooking. (see recipe). VAMPIRE CANDY First, decide how many you want to make - if its for a large group, choose a tall, adult male, or if its just for you, a skinny supermodel will suffice - but if you choose Kate Moss, remember this will only be enough for diet candy. Choose your Artery - Radial, Femoral and Carotid are all good choices, but if you're in a hurry, choose the Aorta - absolutely huge, will drain the whole victim in less then 60 seconds. (Have a large bucket handy). After draining the victim, lick your fingers clean, then place equal amounts of blood into ice cube trays (or wine glasses if its a formal dinner). Allow to cool. Stir occasionally to prevent separation of cells. When cold, turn out onto chilled serving platter, and eat within four hours.
Things you dislike: Absolutely hate Garlic. No, Really!
Favorite Food and Drink: See Recipe above - meets both criteria!
Favorite artists: NIN, Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Ministry, Wednesday 13, et al.
How do you like being undead and why?: Pros: You get to wear cool Goth couture for eternity. Cons: If you receive a life sentence in jail, you could be there for a very long time.....
Why the Hell do you work here?: I do? Wait a minute - did you hire me as a mortal on salary, or as a Vampire on slave labor? Yeah, David - I thought so......
Favorite Motto or Quote: "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!"
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?: (email and myspace page) www.myspace.com/sunsetvampyre and ghoulsrus@aol.com
DR. JUSTIN J. DUCKHAM: STAFF WRITER

Born: December 22nd 1986
Died: November 2nd 2004
Cause of Death: Tried to make love with a tornado. It so was worth it.
Where do you call home? Home is where the heart is. And I keep mine in a jar full of formaldehyde in Santa Cruz, CA!
Hobbies and Interests: Excessive amounts of coffee, Zen, black leather, boxing, French existentialism, gambling, politics, and if there was any way to combine all of them, I’m sure I’d love that also.
Things you dislike: Nickelback and Glenn Beck.
Favorite Food and Drink: Tobasco sauce, Johnny Walker Red, gin, and Miller High Life!
Favorite artists: Ramones, Motorhead, Misfits, Iggy Pop, Bob Dylan, Black Sabbath, Slayer, Napalm Death, TSOL,The Damned, Jason Webley, Kreugenpansen’s Tea Party, Wreckless, Garth VonAhnen, SBHC.
How do you like being undead and why?: Love it! Maggots make great pets.
Why the Hell do you work here?: I like horror, I like sex, and I LOVE Rock N Roll…
Favorite Motto or Quote: "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson
David Nercro is: pretty lively for a dead man.
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?: www.myspace.com/gruesomelife
J.J.2.NUTS!-STAFF WRITER
Born: I wasn’t born, I got layed then hatched and became whatever you wanna call it.
Died: Death is an illusion, nothing more than slight of hand. Death and life are one in the same, merely a turning point for an artist’s fame.
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Trampled by an angry circus elephant, I was unable to be angry as I related to the beast completely. You can only zap those bitches just so many times.
Where do you call home? The super ego as I have killed my id.
Hobbies and Interests: The infinite universe as a whole and everything bound within it.
Things you dislike: Skinbeef bitches and snitches get stitches, rats the rodents and human type, guilty people whom force there will upon the innocent.
Favorite Food and Drink: Potatoes, Guinness, Jameson, Morphine, and Vagina
Favorite artists: I have the utmost respect and appreciation for every aspect of the creative spirit, but to name a few - Salvador Dali, H.P. Lovecraft, Bruce Lee, and that homeless guy I saw in New York city finger painting on Madison square garden with his own feces.
How do you like being undead and why?: I didn’t know I was! But It’s gotta be better than being unlive!
Why the Hell do you work here?: Because Crypt Magazines human resource department doesn’t do a background check.
Favorite Motto or Quote: “Your definition of insanity suits me just fine and I wear it very well”
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: A dirty ol man yet, a thousand times fuckin cooler than Ted Nugent!
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? My home phone at 1-(617)-EAT-FUCK My Celly at 1-(978)-NO-REALY My My My Myspace at http://www.myspace.com/36022436 My E-Mail at CRUX555@comcast.net
DARK WINTER: STAFF WRITER

Born: NEVER But I enter this flesh March 20th 1975
Died: Some time between July and Xmass 1994
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Broken heart
Where do you call home? LAS VEGAS!!! But for now I’m stuck in back in Michigan
Hobbies and interests: Music
Things you dislike: LIVING
Favorite food and drink: Shrimp, Mountain dew
Favorite Artists: In no particular order: IRON MAIDEN, DETHKLOK, RUTHLESS HORDE, AYUMI HAMASAKI, and to way to much to list here
How do you like being Undead? Just keep the pain killers coming
Why the Hell do you work here? My moose is sleeping
Favorite Quote? “I’m not a doctor I’m a grim reaper pissing on a pillar” –MYTH
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: THERE WHEN YOU NEED HIM!!!
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?
http://www.myspace.com/lorddarkwinter
Contributing Photographers:
Ben Cursi
Amie Dodd
Elizabeth V. Bouras
Miz
Ken 9
Bernie Alpert
Jenni Jayde: jenni@jennijayde.com
Contributing Writers:
Jason
Miz
Christopher Lee
Chris Lacey
Dr. Graves: stevemgraves@yahoo.com
Jenni Jayde
Xenoglossia
Typhon Blaspherion
Ava
Mark L.
Promo Bitches:
Note: If you're a undead beauty with balls as well as brains, contact our Editor-In-Grief, David Necro. We're just die-ing to have you on our flyers and other promotional materials, and it's good exposure for you as well. In other words, we're using you and you're using us. So, everyone's happy, capice?
UGLY SHYLA

Born: Dec,5,1979 I share a birthday with Walt Disney and Little Richard.Which explains allot.
Died: A few days ago and boy am I starting to smell!
Cause of Death: Suicide
Where do you call home? Irest Cemetery, Southern Louisiana
Hobbies and Interests: Doll making,fashion,makeup,religion,sewing,punk rock,punk rock Bois ;P
Things you dislike: Human stupidity,Emo hairdo's,junkies and flip flop shoes.
Favorite food and drink: Cajun food cause well I'm Cajun damn it.Coke or Bubble Tea or Virgin Mary's.
Favorite Artists: David Bowie,Wayne/Jane County,Iggy Pop,GG Allin and Wendy O Williams. Basquiat, Hans Bellmer, Bosch,The Brothers Quay,Joel Peter Witkin, John Santerineross.
How do you like being undead, and why? The feeling of freedom you get when body parts just rot clean off.
Why the Hell do you work here? Some weird guy told me he'd ram a Spork in my jugular if I didn't.
Favorite Motto or Quote: "Them that sin rebuke before all,so that others may fear." I Timothy, The Bible.
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: Stays crunchy in Milk. (hmm? Does that mean she wants to eat me? -DN)
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? uglyshyla@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/uglyshyla
JEZAHELL

Born: I was born DEAD
Died: I can't. I'm already dead.
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Well, I was a still born, making me a Living Dead Girl.
Where do you call home? I have been known to lurk around Gilroy Cemetery in Gilroy, CA
Hobbies and Interests: Well, besides torturing teenage boys in my basement, I spend my life in a bathtub filled with blood. Fetish modeling, and curling up in my favorite blanket while watching a good ol' horror flick.
Things you dislike: Mustard, and if you ate anything that had it, dont be looking for a kiss from me!
Favorite Food and Drink: Anything and everything chocolate! To drink, i'll have an arnold palmer. To Drink Drink, I'll take a Vodka Tonic on the rocks!!!
Favorite artists: Marilyn Fuckin' Manson!!! Johnny Depp and Vince Vaughn also can get me a little hot and bothered :)
How do you like being undead and why?: I LOVE being undead cuz i'll never get old and i'll always be GORE-gous!
Why the Hell do you work here?: Because the magazine represents everything i love (sex, horror, and rock n' FUCKING roll,) oh and i got tired of holding a cardboard sign saying "Will pose for food"!
Favorite Motto or Quote: "You sure gotta perty lil mouth"
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: Smelly (cuz he's the shit!)
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you? jezahell@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/jezahell
MISTRESS PURGATORI

Born: Jan 23rd, 1981
Died: March 23rd, 2005
Cause of Death, and the circumstances surrounding it: Asphyxiation during fucking. I was asphyiaxted while orgasming. At least I got that last orgasm in.
Where do you call home?: Pierce Bros Westwood Memorial Park in Hollywood, California.
Hobbies and Interests: Working out,UFC,disturbing evil sexy intelligent girls,crazy sexy evil creative intelligent boys,transvestites,muscians,bikers,artists,hot body mod/suspension people,piercers,tattoo artists,serial killers,ted bundy,jenna jameson,julie strain,Edsel Dope&Virus,40 below summer,THE DEATH RIDERS,Jonny Coffin&Blasko,DARK DISCIPLE,ROB ZOMBIE,SHERI MOON,the Genitorturers,fashion,make-up,alternative modeling&art,music,dark writing,hard liquor,drugs,clubbing,going to shows,cage-dancing,masterbation,asphyxiation&auto erotic asphyxiation,shaved/waxed cunts,porn&female strippers,harley davidson motorcycles,caddy's,mustangs & hearses,horror&gore,corrupting the minds and limits of others,making others suffer for my pleasure and amusment,bloodplay/cutting,big tits,fishnet&mesh,fur,knives,spanking,S&M,candlewax,violence mixed with sex and death!
Things you dislike: unshaved or unwaxed cunts,stupid people,macho men,most people,close-minded people,boring people,stupid girls,weak people,people with no drive in life,and lastly ALL forms of religion!
Favorite Food and Drink: lobster,buffalo shrimp, pizza, pasta and cheesecake. fav drinks? Jagermeister,southern comfort,Vodka,rum,buttery nipples,white russians,margarita's,pina colad's,strawberry daiquiri's and Red wine.
Favorite Artists: this will be long! AL PACINO,ROBERT DENIRO,WOODY HARRELSON,JULIETTE LEWIS,BRAD PITT,JAKE GYLENHAAL,TED BUNDY,CHARLES MANSON,JIM MORRISON/doors,white/Rob Zombie,Edsel Dope,Virus,JONNY COFFIN,BLASKO,THE DEATH RIDERS,DARK DISCIPLE,THE GENITORTURERS,DOPE,40 BELOW SUMMER,SOCIETY 1,MARILYN MANSON,GLENN DANZIG,NIN/TRENT REZNOR,SKANK,ALICE COOPER,SEXY DEATH,DEAD SEXY,SEX PISTOLS/SID VICIOUS,the ramones,bettie page,ac/dc,motley crue,pantera,damgeplan,lords of acid,sister kill cycle,deconstruct,BRYAN CHRISTOPHER,ZENOVA BRAEDEN,LAUME CONROY,RUSS MEYER&HIS FILMS,ROB BLACK&HIS FILMS,pitbull daycare,nocturne,kmfdm,oliver stone,quentin tarentino,mark ryden,MICHAEL Ferentino,the series oz,the series deadwood,the sopranos/james gandolfini,NATURAL BORN KILLERS, DAVID LACHAPELLE,JENNA JAMESON,brigette nielson,Syndel,Satyran,artskull,sasha spyce,rachel minx,Phelanie Angel,marilyn Monroe,Gia Carangi,angelina jolie,DITA VON TEESE,MISTRESS PERSEPHONE,MISTRESS DOMIANA,ANTON LAVEY,Tyra banks,xtina aguilera,SHERI MOON,nicole kidman,janice dickinson,julie strain,eric & Lyle Menendez,david draiman,disturbed,CARMEN ELECTRA,DAVE NAVARRO,HENRY ROLLINS,black flag,cannibal corpse,BLS,Zakk Wylde,SKUNK,Jayne Mansfield,Myself and too many other ppl too list.
How do you like being undead, and why?: I love it,Now I can fuck deadbodies without being considered a necrophiliac anymore.and the fact that's I'll always be a sexy lolita looking ghoul.
Why the Hell do you work here?: plenty of creative sex,horror,rock n fucking roll and evil bitches with big racks.
Favorite Motto or Quote:"madness is the gift given to Me"-david draiman.
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: My next Rape and cannibal victim. (rape is fine, but go eat a foolish mortal, sheesh! -DN)
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?: mistresspurgatori@cryptmagazine.com and www.myspace.com/mistresspurgatori
KINDRA RAVENMOON

Born: The 11th of the 3rd month during the dawn of the Earth's exisitance.
Died: Never actually fully died otherwise I wouldnt be filling this out haha.Life ended and changed over to what it is now for me ,sometime ago after what seems to have been centuries of extreme bordom THERE IS NO END JUST RELEASE....
Cause of Death: Will be the torturous bordom I 've faced through out the ages, caused from living in everyday society.This caused me to end life as I once knew it and become who and what I am today.
Where do you call home?: Home is where my stuff is.
Hobbies and Interests: Study and research the occult sciences and the paranormal,acient societies,religons and Nazi conspiracies.Also paint,work with clay,write,work on my magaizine Lune Noire,music,dark alternative modeling,meditation,yoga,finding ways to keep occupied so not to kill people.
Things you dislike: Mundane,pathetic human beings,ignorance-choosing to be stupid,hip-hop-rap-crap-radio playing alternative pop shit so called music ,emos,bordom,followers,jealiousy,weak mindedness,liers and hypocrates.
Favorite food and drink:Singapore noodles,sushi,Indian food
Favorite artists: Wastescape(is my BF's band),Black,death and some old school metal,Neo-Folk,dark ambient, Nordic & Celtic folk music, some dark wave or so called gothic music,classical and funerary musics,way to many artisits to list for I figured just to narrow this down to music types.
How do you like being undead and why?: The wonderful feeling of freedom and knowing that I am on a higher level than those who call themselves the living,they are just maggots of rotting flesh who just think that they are alive when in all reality they are the ones who are truely dead.
Why the Hell do you work here?: Must keep from being bored....must keep my mind occupied not to kill people...why the hell not?
Favorite Motto or Quote: "Every Deal is an Act of Pride,Every Promise is a Potential Lie"-There is no end just release.....(the first part author unknown,the last part is all me).
Finish this sentence; David Necro is: Going to stench real good in my cauldron.
Last but not least, how can these foolish mortals contact you?:
kindra_ravenmoon13@hotmail.com
www.myspace.com/sundeadmorning
www.freewebs.com/kindraravenmoon
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